Golf Jokes - The Visiting Aliens

One fine day, an alien spaceship hovered over a golf course.

Inside the spaceship, two aliens were watching a new golfer practising on a golf course. This was the first time they are watching the game being played and they watched in amazement.

The golfer duff his tee shot, shanked his second into the rough, took three to get out of the rough into the fairway, slice the next shot into the bushes, took a putter to get it out on the fairway again.

Meanwhile, one alien told the other that he must be playing some sort of game and they continued to observe the golfer.

The golfer hit a great shot into a bunker by the green. He took several shots to get out of the bunker and finally on to the green. He putted several times until he finally got into the hole.

At this stage, the other alien told his partner, "Wow, now he is in serious trouble".