Golf Jokes - Golf Tee

One fine day, whilst traveling through the country side in his new Mercedes, Al had to stop at a small gas station.

While filling in some gas, the old mechanic noticed some buttons on the dashboard and asked Al what they were for, obviously no nuts about golf.

Al looked down at the golf tees on his dashboard and said, "those are what I set my balls on."

The old man replied, "boy oh boy, those Germans think of everything, don't they!"