Golf Jokes - Would You Remarry?

One fine day, whilst sitting on the couch watching Desperate Housewives, suddenly Al's wife asked, "If I die, would you re-marry?"

"I would," Al answered.

"You would?" the wife asked, a bit surprised. "Would you let her move into my house?"

"I would."

"Would she be cooking in my kitchen?"

"She would."

"Would she be driving my car?"

"She would."

Growing more exasperated, the wife continued asking, "would she be sleeping on my bed?"

"She would."

"Would she be using my golf clubs?"

"Oh no, definitely not."

"Why not?"

"Well, she's left-handed."